Quote #11253
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #1664
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Quote #7053
They think to little who talk to much.
Quote #2074
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Quote #2136
A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.
Quote #25512
You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you...
Quote #23954
Theology is never any help it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #18824
Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation.