Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #15170
Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had...
Quote #26699
It’s a basehit on the error by Roberts.
Quote #12810
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
Quote #5904
Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
Quote #18967
No man is an Island, entire of itself every man is a piece of...
Quote #17781
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #24985
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.