Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
Quote #7004
Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #16488
Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Quote #17759
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Quote #1555
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...
Quote #32723
We’re like the sea, people our waves Necessarily we are associated with everyone.
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Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is...
Quote #26102
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.