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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...
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Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
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We are all Greeks. Our laws, our literature, our religion, our arts, have their...
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To succeed… you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate...
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We need a president who’s fluent in at least one language.
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Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of...
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By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth...