Quote #27317
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #4738
Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.
Quote #11435
Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.
Quote #30177
Children whose curiosity survives parental discipline and who manage to grow up before they...
Quote #26121
I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
Quote #8333
Goodbye cruel world.
Quote #6575
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Quote #18658
God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Quote #14302
Chastity is a monkish and evangelical superstition, a greater foe to natural temperance even...
Quote #16700
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad...