Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #31948
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #19387
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of...
Quote #4669
The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the...
Quote #6315
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Quote #33303
You don’t pay the price for success. You enjoy the price for success.
Quote #28996
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #11794
I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...
Quote #34116
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine Or...