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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
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If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?
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In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict...
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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of...
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There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife...