Quote #9183
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. (Sweet and fitting it is to die...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #27911
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Quote #32086
We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away...
Quote #33141
Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again....
Quote #27732
(On Western civilization) I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #12261
A grand passion is the privelege of people who have nothing to do.
Quote #24949
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor for even death...
Quote #29436
On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.
Quote #17455
The cautious seldom err.