Quote #28745
It is a curious fact that when we get sick we want an uncommon...
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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing age, which forgives itself everything, is...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #19832
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
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It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow necked bottles the less they have...
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Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in...
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The test and the use of man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
Quote #13403
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.