Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #1020
This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and...
Quote #20328
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn’t...
Quote #21417
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Quote #9134
A friend is a second self.
Quote #12782
Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
Quote #19984
The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him a situation which...
Quote #12938
I suddenly discovered the delight of rebellion.
Quote #21021
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.