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Man is the cruelest animal.
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Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit...
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While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #23554
We cannot hold a torch to light another’s path without brightening our own.
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All that we have to decide is what to do with the time that...
Quote #5314
Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.
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None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
Quote #1916
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...