Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #29374
If you give a man a fish, he will have a single meal. If...
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
Quote #10692
God be between you and harm in all the empty places where you must...
Quote #26798
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
Quote #23135
When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by...
Quote #20445
It is never too late to give up our prejudices.
Quote #22034
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Quote #27654
The last of the human freedoms – to choose one’s attitude in any given...
Quote #33835
Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until...