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Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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What happens when the future has come and gone
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Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom...
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My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
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A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
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Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
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The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you...