Quote #22383
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #6859
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the...
Quote #2123
The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #33204
I went to a store and asked if they had anything to put under...
Quote #18814
To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live...
Quote #23030
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #32319
Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.
Quote #3873
I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.