Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #19555
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #25054
If you don’t run your own life, somebody else will.
Quote #5875
We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof...
Quote #1064
A Multitasking Timex Sinclair
Quote #18055
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is...
Quote #32712
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It...
Quote #13121
All government — indeed, every human benefit and enjoyment, every virtue and every prudent...
Quote #19669
I know not which lives more unnatural lives, obeying husbands, or commanding wives.
Quote #1774
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.