Quote #2291
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Quote #8719
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
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It is surprising what a man can do when he has to, and how...
Quote #19046
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we...
Quote #26281
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than...
Quote #31496
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #19332
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #1280
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #17139
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...