Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #27238
Generally we study too much and think too little.
Quote #10435
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they...
Quote #3394
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make...
Quote #29462
When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they...
Quote #18976
Wooderson That’s what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older,...
Quote #15189
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #5053
The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
Quote #4596
No one knows what he can do till he tries.