Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin...
Quote #34355
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Quote #4517
Endless money forms the sinews of war.
Quote #25938
Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which...
Quote #11072
If you look for the bad in people, you will surely find it.
Quote #28764
The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #6087
A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the...
Quote #17509
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...