Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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And I said to the one who stood at the gate of the year,...
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Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a...
Quote #15051
We learn our virtues from our friends who love us; our faults from the...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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What plays the mischief with the truth is that men will insist upon the...
Quote #12631
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and...
Quote #17235
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones...
Quote #25733
The world is dying for want, not of good preaching, but of good hearing.
Quote #32238
When I say beautiful things, I’m not necessarily living them when I live them,...