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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those...
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Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
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I know some good marriages — marriages where both people are just trying to...
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I check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person.
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Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
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Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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Each of us bears his own Hell.
Quote #4829
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...