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The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the...
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or...
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Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can...
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
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Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!
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The guilty catch themselves.
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I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...