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When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has...
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A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals...
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
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When you come to a road block, take a detour.
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Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
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Truth is so great a perfection, that if God would render himself visible to...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #19954
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.