Quote #24711
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #11253
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Quote #24456
It is good to live and learn.
Quote #21125
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United...
Quote #33308
There’s often no way you can look into the game of life and determine...
Quote #2173
Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the...
Quote #6249
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #272
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...