Quote #3830
To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.
Quote #32549
Fight fire with fire, and all you’ll end up with is ashes.
Quote #29676
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
Quote #4893
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #27202
We have two ears and only one tongue in order that we may hear...
Quote #15342
We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but...
Quote #2828
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
Quote #32415
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...