Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #3861
I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with...
Quote #30350
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in...
Quote #623
Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to...
Quote #12459
You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him.
Quote #1601
The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #29544
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
Quote #8572
Our own acts are isolated and one act does not buy absolution for another.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.