Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #2251
Wit is educated insolence.
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Language is a living, kicking, growing, flitting, evolving reality, and the teacher should spontaneously...
Quote #6290
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
Quote #32956
Four Lessons on Life 1. Never take down a fence until you know why...
Quote #29018
We must exchange the philosophy of excuse–what I am is beyond my control–for the...
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #30905
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #19491
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the...