Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #29023
Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie...
Quote #18491
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #3197
There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #7995
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the...
Quote #11450
Do not rejoice over what has not yet happened.
Quote #4261
The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...