Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #29272
‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #4800
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z....
Quote #14890
Shortchange your education now and you may be short of change the rest of...
Quote #17195
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
Quote #22700
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #16478
No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...
Quote #23369
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does....