Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
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The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...
Quote #2471
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #17816
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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Nudists have no fashion sense.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
Quote #8914
Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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We don’t stop playing because we grow old we grow old because we stop...
Quote #25190
A small town is a place where there is no place to go where...