Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #3082
If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf.
Quote #10684
He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the...
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #17459
It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change.
Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #3934
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Quote #15659
No good poem, however confessional is may be, is just a self-expression. Who on...
Quote #11489
Everything passes, everything breaks, everything wearies.