Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #7631
No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.
Quote #5400
The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #25769
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope...
Quote #24839
Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often...
Quote #27513
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers … Each one owes...
Quote #758
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.