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Civilization is a transient sickness.
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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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If you would live healthy, be old early.
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In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
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To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
Quote #12206
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car;...