Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
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History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
Quote #28800
I’m bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.
Quote #10161
When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow it?s magical.
Quote #7002
Anger so clouds the mind, that it cannot perceive the truth.
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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people...
Quote #32968
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #22187
Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is...
Quote #23289
Anyone who refuses to speak out off campus does not deserve to be listened...
Quote #1381
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.