Quote #30767
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #18217
I have always believed that all things depended upon Fortune, and nothing upon ourselves.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to...
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You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other...
Quote #5195
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.