Quote #2184
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #3585
After several minutes of utterly dull conversation I began to think of her not...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #14362
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #21685
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Quote #17793
His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a...
Quote #16736
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...
Quote #21063
Nothing that was worthy in the past departs no truth or goodness realized by...
Quote #15924
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy...
Quote #2873
The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a...