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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor.
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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
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High thoughts must have high language.
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
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I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking...
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If you consider what are called the virtues in mankind, you will find their...
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The body says what words cannot.
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Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every...
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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it...