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Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need...
Quote #13731
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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I have come to the conclusion that the 22nd Amendment limiting the presidency to...
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #18664
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Quote #16822
Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
Quote #23892
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid....
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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
Quote #2383
The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.
Quote #6744
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those...