Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate...
Quote #23240
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the ark...
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A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it...
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In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.
Quote #26753
It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down...
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The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
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Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same...
Quote #3836
If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not...
Quote #3968
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.