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If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
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In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search...
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The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity...
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I think one of the reasons I’m popular again is because I’m wearing a...
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person...
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It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain...