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Rusty You look down, they know you’re lying and up, they know you don’t...
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive,...
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
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I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something...
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Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
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It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason...
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Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present,...