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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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What you can’t get out of… Get into wholeheartedly.
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Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t.
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
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It may just be because I get homesick, but I have concluded Washington’s cherry...
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The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking...