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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose...
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The worst is notSo long as we can say, “This is the worst.”
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Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and...
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing...
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Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
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The future ain’t what it used to be.
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I think contraception is disgusting – people using each other for pleasure.