Quote #2471
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #15735
The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to...
Quote #11130
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #14165
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.
Quote #23847
It is the sign of a week mind to be unable to bear wealth.
Quote #27986
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the...
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #13842
The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.