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There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
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If it helps to make people think a little bit more what those ideals...
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A plague o’ both your houses
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I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
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I know my fate. One day my name will be associated with the memory...
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An optimist is the human personification of spring.