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Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
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The ability to think straight, some knowledge of the past, some vision of the...
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When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you the one...
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No facts are to me sacred none are profane I simply experiment, an endless...
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Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we...
Quote #26456
Vicious minds abound with anger and revenge are incapable of feeling the pleasure of...