Quote #3106
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #26523
Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
Quote #4814
And so, my fellow americans: ask not what your country can do for you...
Quote #4924
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but...
Quote #21732
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a...
Quote #22342
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8msecsec.
Quote #26722
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #29980
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #30400
Laws were made to be broken.