Quote #15133
Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which...
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #17961
In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The...
Quote #21817
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being....
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #6046
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
Quote #22423
What is play to the cat is death to the mouse.
Quote #5248
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Quote #24078
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.