Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #13720
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #21762
The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
Quote #22946
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #22582
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
Quote #25064
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
Quote #268
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #17596
It’s easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you’re a winner,...
Quote #25438
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in...