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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Your most precious possession is not your financial assets. Your most precious possession is...
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There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do,...
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The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the...
Quote #3999
It?s a wonder man can eat at all, when things are big that should...
Quote #1129
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #27818
Do you want my one-word secret of happiness–it’s growth–mental, financial, you name it.
Quote #20923
Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war.
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A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your...
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...