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It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking...
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Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
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The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
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Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
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It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...